Irving clock kid named to Time's Most Influential Teens of 2015 list

Foxnews.com ^ | 10/27/15 | Foxnews4staff

[scrabblehack]

Has Time ever done this before? I don’t recall them for anything other than Man/Person/Thing of the Year.

[Swordmaker]

For the 100,000,000th time, TIME, Clah(k)med did not invent or make a homemade clock. SHEESH. He either disassembled or broke a RadioShack Micronta clock radio from 1985 and took the internal works and put it into an aluminum pencil case, doing nothing more than deliberately making a nuisance of himself.

This is an indictment of the idiotic, know nothing, Liberals in our culture today and seems to validate my observation which I made last October when the IDC-10 came out. . . and seemed to be missing an obvious diagnosis they had overlooked.

My girlfriend Kathy and I created this one to propose for any future addenda:

Swordmaker's and Kathy's proposed diagnosis for the new IDC-10 addenda:

321.0 SPLAT Liberal Cerebral Defenestration (LCD) or Liberal Acquired Brain Absence (LABA), Complete loss of rationality, cognition, and cerebration due to indiscriminately keeping one's mind so far open that the brain falls out. First and subsequent encounters.

Here, with Clah(k)med, we have evidence of a nationwide, and perhaps worldwide epidemic of both LCD and LABA. Severe cases. If you listen, when ever the name and story of Clah(k)med and his homemade clock are told, you can hear the squishy sounds of "SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT" as the brains of liberals wetly hit the ground. You don't even have to listen very hard, as the noise can be quite deafening. The clean-up in an auditorium of Democrats was quite messy. . . and took hours. I heard it on good authority that when he went to the White Hut, that the floor was already too slippery for anyone to safely walk out. . . and they had to exit from another door.

[GraceG]

What clock-med did was ripe for the parodying by SNL, but they are too chicken-sh**t to actually do a skit about it....

Just imagine they could have a Clock-med make his clock in a skit then show a redneck pulling apart a laptop and stuffing it into a briefcase calling it a “Laptop” and getting an invite by Donald Trump, then have someone else taking something else electronic apart and putting it in a purse to get an invite from another presidential contender, but they won’t do that because SNL has it’s head so far up liberalism’s ass that they can count nose hairs.

[Bullish]

I know where I’d like to install his “clock”.

[a fool in paradise]

KittyCaitlyn Jenner is miffed, (s)he wants to be considered a teenager (and a cat).

[a fool in paradise]

Time-Lies.

Boycott Time-Life-Warner-Turner-CNN.

[a fool in paradise]

Time-Lies doesn’t give a damn about Christians. Time declared 50 years ago that God is dead.