In order to stop the pole flip, we need to build giant electro-magnets and mount them on extremely tall towers at evenly spaced out locations on the planet’s surface.
Sure it will involve a lot of money, but isn’t your life, the lives of your children , worth it ?
I am opening a fund for magnet credits. We need your support to solve this pending problem. If we don’t, rivers will flow backwards and all electronic devices will have to be re-wired in reverse. We cannot just keep kicking the can down the road on this, like they want us to do with global warming (or cooling, or like whatever...man).
Donate now to the fund before we pass laws taking it from you in the form of taxes. Feel good about what you are doing to save the world, and making it so I can buy a superyacht.
“In order to stop the pole flip, we need to build giant electro-magnets and mount them on extremely tall towers at evenly spaced out locations on the planet’s surface.”
Nope. The only solution is to make the pole flippers drop their jaws in awe when Obama goes to Paris and solves pole flipping with Global Warming Treaties.