Come on ice age! Us folks on the Mississippi Gulf Coast will be living in paradise!
Don’t forget the Marshall Islands are disappearing. Local news now has Political officers just like in the USSR to make sure the stories are told correctly. Our guv has been on the Paris climate party circuit and says the goal is to keep warming to only 3.7 degrees F. I am only guessing here, but I will guarantee that will not happen within the next 100 years, just send me 10% of your power and fuel bill monthly, and I will hold the funds in escrow to refund to you with interest, if my rock solid prediction is incorrect in 2116. I will tell all of my lawyers to make it so, in the off chance that I am no longer alive.