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To: suzy02

So, the Muslim son asked his Muslim father;

“Father, why do we wear these caps atop our heads?”

And the father answered:

“Because, my son, they protect us from the hot desert sun.”

“And father, why do we wear these flowing gowns over our bodies?”

“Because, my son, they protect our bodies from the searing desert heat and retain moisture to keep us cool.”

“And, father, why do we wear these cloth coverings for our feet?”

“Son, it’s to keep our feet from becoming blistered from the severe heat generated by the desert sands.”

And finally:

“But, father, what are we doing in Dearborn, Michigan?”


14 posted on 12/07/2015 11:37:13 AM PST by HomerBohn (Liberals and slinkies: they're good for nothing, but you smile as you shove them down the stairs.)
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To: HomerBohn

LOL


25 posted on 12/07/2015 11:46:01 AM PST by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: HomerBohn

That’s a rehash of an old joke, except it was a black guy talking asking God why he gave him black skin, kinky hair and put him in Harlem.


44 posted on 12/07/2015 2:19:18 PM PST by Hugin ("First thing--get yourself a firearm!" Sheriff Ed Galt, Last Man Standing.)
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To: HomerBohn; suzy02

Good point Homer (though in jest) — when you are in desert climates, the flowing jellabah in white cloth reflects the heat, and the loose nature means you get breeze. It is the right outfit just as the Greeks wore tunics and the Romans togas.


52 posted on 12/08/2015 5:08:57 AM PST by Cronos (Obama�s dislike of Assad is not based on Assad�s brutality but that he isn't a jihadi Mosl)
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