[[And there is no Ham in Hamburgers!]]
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????????????????????
Crap? Now what am I going to do? My doctor put me on a lobster and ham only diet! (Called the LobHamsTer Diet) Do we live in a world of false advertising or what? Next you’ll tell me that hot dogs aren’t actually hot or some such crazy nonsense
I don't know about that, but I'm pretty sure there is some 'dog' in them.
wait your eating lobotomized hamsters?
Well...there might be dog meat in hotdogs.