One of the main movements among college liberals is currently the “fat-acceptance” movement, or so my son tells me. It would not surprise me at all to see that Chrispy Creme and the Pentagon raised the standards to something like 500 lbs to pander to the college Left.
I can see a 500 lb’er getting ready to fast rope off of a Blackhawk on one side, and everybody else in the bird roped on the other.