Thank you for a positive post.
Parents have to get their kid a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
It will be the greatest Christmas gift they will ever receive, or would ever receive. They will be pranging ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots.
If the parents cannot locate a Red Ryder BB gun they will weave a tapestry of obscenities that will be hanging in space over Lake Michigan. Parents work in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. They will calm down after drinking some Ovaltine.