Granny: My specialties is poltussin' risens and easin' rheumatis.
Klinger: Excellent fields.
Granny: If ya ever gets to achin' in the joints, I got some rheumatis medicine that's out of this world.
Klinger: Will it actually cure rheumatism?
Granny: No. But it'll make ya happy ya got it.
["Granny," as acted by Irene Ryan, "The Beverly Hillbillies," written by Paul Henning, produced by Filmways]
