"we'll be one gift short of my spawn's first Christmas" listen you stooopid cow you, if it's it's first Christmas, IT WILL NEVER KNOW!!!
"we'll be one gift short of my spawn's first Christmas" listen you stooopid cow you, if it's it's first Christmas, IT WILL NEVER KNOW!!!
My spawn got one new toy and Christmas goodies for their first Christmas. And a lot of pics of them under the tree opening the one package. And lots of pics of them munching the Christmas goodies.
I can’t see the point in extravagant Christmas spreads for a 1 year old. (or less if the kiddo wasn’t born until July and isn’t but 5 or 6 months old max).
Then again, I grew up in Africa, so my definition of ‘extravagant’ includes indoor water seal flush potties and potable indoor tap water. YMMV.