If the doors on the government bathrooms sense a clear gender, they won’t open. The gender privileged, as you did, must pee in the outdoors now. It is to shame you by making you expose and thereby acknowledge your penis or vagina, which you stole from the Sioux with small pox blankets.
That was “A Moment Inside A College Liberal’s Mind”, brought to you in hilariously accurate detail by tinyowl.