[Norm Lenhart]

Back in like 99 I bought a computer motherboard at best buy. Package was shrinkwrapped and it was on the dhelf. Hot it home, opened it up and found chunks of wood.

I figured I just lost a couple hundred bucks as there was nooooo way the store would believe me.

I went back anyway and of course they didn’t believe me. But the manager’s eyes about popped out of his head when he opened two more packages off the shelf and found chunks of wood.

Needless to say he apologized. And I went home with a real motherboard after they found one in their inventory.

[Bulwyf]

My ps4 is like a piece of wood, I can’t get it to start or format and install from a USB stick. All I did was drive to British Columbia. I don’t think it likes socialist provinces.

I’ve yet to be shipped any wood though.

[Crucial]

At least he was smart enough to check more. I wouldn’t have believed you either. I’m not sure I would’ve opened up more and ruin the packaging.

[a fool in paradise]

I went back anyway and of course they didn't believe me. But the manager's eyes about popped out of his head when he opened two more packages off the shelf and found chunks of wood.

"How'd you DO that?!!!"