How about potato guns (or blunderbusses) loaded with uncooked bacon or ham?
11 posted on 01/23/2016 7:56:44 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
17 posted on 01/23/2016 8:15:52 PM PST by Toddsterpatriot
("Telling the government to lower trade barriers to zero...is government interference" central_va)