Sure. He eats chupacabras.
Chupacabras - the other white meat. Pretty good, if you add enough garlic.
That’s not funny! If he drinks the water after eating one of them, BIG CRAP!
Lost snowboarders.
I think you are correct with one modification of your statement: Bigfoot is the pilot of all the UFO’s sited over the years and that is the reason there has never been a Bigfoot body found. Bigfoot picks up the bodies of deceased Bigfoot and takes them back to the home planet “Bolok.” Bigfoot dining on Chupacabras is a recent adaptation learned during the making of crop circles.