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Trapped in the outhouse by moose
Alaska Dispatch News ^
| February 28, 2016
| Shane Castle
Posted on 02/28/2016 5:50:50 PM PST by skeptoid
On a recent cold night, I decided to wash some dishes. My wife and I live in a little dry cabin up near Hatcher Pass, which is to say we don’t have running water. So I put a big pot on the propane stove to heat, rousted the dogs and took the 5-gallon bucket of dirty dishwater from under the sink to go dump it in the outhouse.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: alaska; cheese; moose; sister
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True life story from the bush. Moose are unpredictable. They can and wil kill you if they feel like it.
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posted on
02/28/2016 5:50:50 PM PST
by
skeptoid
To: skeptoid
I suspect some moose related tidbits are soon to come.
Something about a run-in with a sister?
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posted on
02/28/2016 5:53:18 PM PST
by
Defiant
(After 8 years of Chump Change, it's time for Trump Change!!)
To: skeptoid
Much better a moose outside than a 6 ft. snake in the toilet. BTDT.
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posted on
02/28/2016 5:55:36 PM PST
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: skeptoid
My sister was bit by a moose
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posted on
02/28/2016 5:55:36 PM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: skeptoid
A 357 slug between the eyes of Bullwinkle will change his mind.
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posted on
02/28/2016 5:55:48 PM PST
by
DAC21
(.z)
To: skeptoid
Life is tough enough without getting assaulted by large critters when you need to take a dump in the middle of the night.
To: skeptoid
Just be happy that the moose didn’t just bunt the outhouse over on its side.
Front door down.
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posted on
02/28/2016 5:57:49 PM PST
by
alloysteel
(If I considered the consequences of my actions, I would rarely do anything.)
To: skeptoid
I was hoping this was “live”.
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:01:28 PM PST
by
Mensius
To: skeptoid
To: bgill
When I was very young, I was held hostage in an outhouse by a mean leghorn rooster. Granny said he was harmless but when he jumped on her arm and spurred her, she wrung his neck. A happy moment for me.
To: skeptoid
It is twenty sixteen.
Muslim invaders armed by the United States are flooding into Europe, opposed primarily by Russians in Syria.
And the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still canceled.
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:05:28 PM PST
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: skeptoid
Why didn’t he try to pet it?
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:06:42 PM PST
by
kiryandil
("Our Muslim-In-Chief, Barack Obama - the Quislaming in the White House")
To: skeptoid
Moral of the story: Leave the dishes for wifey to do :)
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:07:16 PM PST
by
onona
(I've held my nose so long I can't even remember what an election smells like !)
To: alloysteel
Front door down.
They have back doors?
;-)
To: RegulatorCountry
Life is tough enough without getting assaulted by large critters when you need to take a dump in the middle of the night. True, but what you just described is basically what all of life's problems feel like when they first show up.
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:16:39 PM PST
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: alloysteel
Exactly what I was thinking.
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:19:27 PM PST
by
scripter
To: skeptoid
Mooses hate indoor plumbing. Their lives are so much duller now.
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:19:31 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Donglalinger
Behing The Beverly Hillbilliess, that was my favorite TV show.
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:21:01 PM PST
by
skeptoid
To: MisterArtery
When I was very young, I was held hostage in an outhouse by a mean leghorn rooster. I can relate to that. As a lad more than once I was trapped in grandfather's barnyard by his angry "domesticated" goose. It sure was a mean, hissing thing (the goose, not grandfather).
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:22:23 PM PST
by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: teeman8r
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti.
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posted on
02/28/2016 6:22:36 PM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(Buchanan: A note of caution: This establishment is not going quietly.)
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