Your response should've been, "Well, bless your hearrrrrrt." With a big ol' smile.
I like that! Very Southern.
Some peeps around here GET IT!
The classic response of little old Southern ladies who've just been told the local Baptist deacon got caught with a naked cub scout and a water melon, with peanut butter...
The real KKK was sued out of existence years ago, under the RICO statutes. There are perhaps 2 dozen left, and 18 of them are FBI undercover agents who are reporting to different offices at Quantico. The rest are moronic skin heads with an IQ of 4, or old boys in retirement homes, wearing diapers.
The Progressives still like to blame everything on the KKK, when they aren't accusing the NRA and Big Ammo for all evil in the world...