“Cruz is conservative”
Oh? Based on what objective evidence?
Objective evidence?
We don’t need no steeenkin’ evidence.
All we gotta do is cast the word in Silly Putty, define it any way that pleases at the moment, remember to leave off the “......” and it’s all good.
Everybody knows them Teabaggers ain’t figgered out that deal after eight years anyway, right?
(You will please forgive the poor grammar, sentence structure and, of course, the omission of /sarc.)
How about American conservatives Union ratings?