[dirtboy]

Couldn't resist

[Lx]

Not much of a cheese shop is it?

[Netz]

Is this a Monty Python skit?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Sounds like they needed a rescue mouse to eat it’s way into it to give him an air pocket. Swiss cheese has the air pockets built in.

[Wolfie]

Gouda news of the day.

[Paine in the Neck]

[BBB333]

Somewhere, in a corner, is a guy playing a guitar. Badly.

[G Larry]

“I fell into a vat of Chocolate”
The Smothers Brothers

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4qJ5Za6zY<

[IronJack]

If he had a couple bottles of bold red wine and a baguette, he could have made a treat of it.

[hawaiianninja]

They probably could have rescued him sooner, but someone had to cut the cheese.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Thank goodness he was rescued. It sounds like he almost bought the farm chanco . . . . .

[Buttons12]

rescue teams...including sniffer dogs

Those poor dogs!

[albie]

Boy is he gonna be constipated.

[treetopsandroofs]

Tomasz Wisniewski was feared dead after the incident took place at the food distribution centre in Hinstock, Shropshire.

No emergency Cheese-o-Phone?

[Fhios]

He later drowned in a vat of Burgandy.

[Cowboy Bob]

Probably thought he died and went to heaven!

[Ditter]

He might have smothered but he wouldn’t have starved to death.

[Navy Patriot]

Man rescued after becoming buried under Cheddar and Red Leicester cheese for eight hours

Couldn't eat his way out?

[smokingfrog]

It gives new meaning to the phrase “smothered in cheese”

His co-workers thought he was Goudas dead.

[Buttons12]

Hey wait a second. If this happened in Britain why are they referring to the victim as a Polish worker?

[JoeProBono]