It would suffice if they had to show up at the welfare office at 7AM to get in line for their food stamps.
Stamps, not a looks-just-like-a-credit/debit card EBT card.
Brilliantly colored coupons that are just a bit too large to fit in a wallet, that require an equally gaudy and oversized photo ID card to use.
Too big to go in a normal cash register slot, and void if folded
I like it!