[umgud]

She’s about an ugly son of a bitch.

[simpson96]

There went my lunch.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

[Tijeras_Slim]

[EvilCapitalist]

Guilty!!! Execute Her/Him?

[Sacajaweau]

Sorry...that’s a dude.

[Brookhaven]

If that’s the way God made her, what’s the problem?

[LizardQueen]

Poor thing has some serious hormone problems. I wonder if she ever had competent docs who actually tried to get to the root of the issue.

[Menehune56]

[girlscout]

That looks like a dude. Where’s the adams apple?

[FourtySeven]

Is it just me, or does she bear a remarkable resemblance to Jack Black?

[butlerweave]

She’s a Lumberjack and

[dragonblustar]

Hormones can be cruel.

[Captain Peter Blood]

All I can say is not even two bottles of whiskey at closing time at the bar could ever make me look twice or God Forbid wake up to her the next morning.

[dfwgator]

Must have been on the East German Women’s Olympic team.

[Snickering Hound]

[catnipman]

I see a future career for her: she could stand-in for Willie on Duck Dynasty whenever necessary.

[sockmonkey]

Gee, they have such interesting stories at NYpost.com

http://nypost.com/2016/06/07/i-quit-my-job-to-breastfeed-my-bodybuilder-boyfriend-every-two-hours/

[Scarpetta]

Poor thing is hairy everywhere. Imagine the poor esthetician tasked with giving her a Brazilian wax.

[ObozoMustGo2012]

Jesus Christ, I just threw up my lunch all over my keyboard! That was nasty!

What’s nastier is where else she might be growing her hair out....

[dfwgator]

Got me thinking about this XTC song:

“Have You Seen Jackie?”

Have you seen Jackie?
He’s a strange strange strange little girl
Make up on his face and his hair in curls
Have you seen Jackie?
She’s a strange strange strange little boy
Her long black beard is her pride and joy

And all the children follow him around
And all the grownups try to drag her down
So we sing
Hey, leave Jackie alone
Hey, his pigeons have flown
Hey, she’s never at home at all these days
Leave Jackie alone

Have you seen Jackie?
He’s an odd odd odd little fish
To fly around is his only wish
Have you seen Jackie?
She’s a queer queer queer little bird
Shy and quiet neither scene nor heard

And all the rats will follow him around
The dogs and cats will chase her from the town
And we sing
Hey, leave Jackie alone
Hey, his mind is all blown
Hey, she’s not on the phone at all these days
Leave Jackie alone
Jackie couldn’t decide if he was a girl
Or if she was a boy
Have you seen Jackie?