[Right Brother]

Was it an assault chopstick?

[PROCON]

Am I the first to call for a ban on all chopsticks longer than 20cm?

[GSWarrior]

Never could master those things

[V K Lee]

A ban on all chopsticks and the result would be a starving nation.

[llevrok]

have at least a 3 day waiting period to buy these things.

[bunkerhill7]

Confucius say son who kill father with chopstick lost noodle.

[Ditter]

I have always wondered something about chopsticks. The Japanese are smart people how come the west had to come up with the concept of spoons and forks and all they could think of is sticks?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

He must have been watching old Kung Fu movies.

[Daffynition]

Weapons of war

[Billthedrill]

"He said in his anger he waved the chopstick in front of his father but before he knew it, it got stuck in him," the officer said.

"It just went off, Your Honor." Best of luck with that one in court.

[dfwgator]

We need sensible chopstick control laws.

[Hoffer Rand]

"He said in his anger he waved the chopstick in front of his father but before he knew it, it got stuck in him," the officer said.

You know, lose the anger and change the participants, and this sounds a lot like how I accidentally got pregnant the first time while celebrating my second anniversary...

[bgill]

Ban chopsticks!

[pa_dweller]

I have to wonder how that ancestor worship thing is going to work out for him.