A hard pillow, or a lumpy mattress?
1 posted on
08/24/2016 9:45:50 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Let’s see June Cleaver wear that around her neck.
2 posted on
08/24/2016 9:50:24 AM PDT by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Were any fishermen reported missing before that guy reeled that thing in?
3 posted on
08/24/2016 9:51:05 AM PDT by
BigEdLB
(Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I would love to have that. The opalescence would be sight to see. $100 million value they say. Unreal!
4 posted on
08/24/2016 9:52:37 AM PDT by
CivilWarBrewing
(Females DESTROYED America.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
For the record, a 75-pound pearl would be 170,000 carats. Thats a LOT of Carrots!! :-)
7 posted on
08/24/2016 9:56:07 AM PDT by
amorphous
To: DUMBGRUNT
ZZ Top – Pearl Necklace Lyrics
She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She better have a neck like Dick Butkis.
10 posted on
08/24/2016 10:23:08 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I give you sixty dollar...
11 posted on
08/24/2016 10:27:25 AM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
That would make a real nice coffee table lol
12 posted on
08/24/2016 10:32:37 AM PDT by
Lera
( 1 Corinthians 15:1-4)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Looking at the photo of it, I have say the clam really went baroque in producing it.
To: DUMBGRUNT
That’s nothing. I passed an 80-pound kidney stone.
14 posted on
08/24/2016 11:13:42 AM PDT by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
15 posted on
08/24/2016 11:14:00 AM PDT by
blam
(Jeff Sessions For President)
To: DUMBGRUNT
He should have saved the shell too. Bet he didn’t.
19 posted on
08/24/2016 12:47:34 PM PDT by
Ditter
(God Bless Texas!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
You should have seen the oyster that made that pearl!
To: DUMBGRUNT
What uses are there for pearls that are not ornamental?
Just looking at it, you'd have to pay me to haul it off.
I can't imagine what anyone would do with it.
22 posted on
08/24/2016 3:03:42 PM PDT by
TontoKowalski
(You can call me "Dick.")
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