[from occupied ga]

I love elephants.

Never had any. Are they better fried, barbecued, or baked?

[capt. norm]

Went to a highly specialized restaurant that advertised a $100.00 reward to any customer that can place an order that they cannot fill.

So I, being a smart-a$$, ordered an elephant sandwich. The waiter disappeared for a few minutes and then came back and handed me a $100.00 bill.

The waiter said "the cook said to give you the money....he doesn't want to start another elephant for one lousy sandwich".