[Varda]

It doesn't look remotely like a dog paw. Dogs have very few muscles in their feet. They're almost all sinew. Looks like a rib to me.

If she's suing, I hope the state has loser pays. People like this need to be stopped.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I hope the state has loser pays

The People's Republic of Maryland? Highly doubtful.

The restaurant's owner has learned that he should have stayed in Communist China where he's free to run his business.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Maybe next time she’ll see the Virgin Mary in her tortilla.