111 DAYS

Oct 1, 2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 111 days, 1 hour, 39 minutes, 16 seconds until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing pusillanimous embarrassing lawless defiling unctuous hypocritical sniveling whining odious disgusting election-corrupting formulaic callous puerile sickening wicked sullen wretched venal psychopathic grifting furious (and fast) spying-for-enemies juvenile delinquent conniving Marxism-loving America-surrendering sly villainous shameful touchye unwelcome abominable indecisive moronical stomach-turning meddling corrupt predatory impoverishing personal-history-concealing apathetic absurd unaccomplished repressive putrescent contemptible simpering megalomaniacal sputtering disruptive perjurious taxing predictable nauseating blasphemous race-baiting crazed inconsequential trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious foul exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious appalling uncaring vile Republican-enabled colluding wimpy prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed irresponsible belligerent repellent childish insolent felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious self-important slimey chaos-creating lying robotic repulsive terrible pugnacious secretive brazenly-hypocritical imperious globalist unscrupulous preening maniacal disdainful Godless opportunistic trifling loutish economy-sacking insincere ruinous prideful petty underhanded obnoxious pretentious fraudulent heinous autocratic pouting twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging shyster transsexual-favoring sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky overconfident oily pathetic self-aggrandizing artificial querulous haughty glib revolting self-centered unrepentant small-minded constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting riot-encouraging destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty malefactor scheming presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist surly disasterous conspiracy-creating smug specious anti-American derisive immodest freakish hostile dainty sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slippery petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational ignoble queer narcissist noxious scornful Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-fed-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/261988/confirmed-obama-sent-weapons-muslim-terrorists-daniel-greenfield


That is:
111 days
2665 hours
159939 minutes
9596356 seconds

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[Lazamataz]

It is exactly 111 day today! That is a numeric palindrome. Because of that, this is...... :)

CONTEST DAY!

Be the first person to find the new Obama-descriptor, and post it on the thread, and you get to offer the next descriptor word!

Rules for the contest:

• The new descriptor word is found in the first (run-on) sentence. It is a new word added from yesterday's sentence.
• The first person that posts the new word in this thread is the CONTEST WINNER.
• The winner does not need to be in my CEO Ping List, but it is highly encouraged that you are. We don't take KINDLY to no FURREIGNERS round THESE PARTS.
• The contest winner may offer a word but that word must be a modifier or descriptor single word, such as 'crass' or 'uncool'; or it can be a group of words linked by hyphen, such as 'out-of-control'.
• It cannot be a variation on Obama's name, such as OTrauma or Obozo, because his name is already in the paragraph. Please offer words that actually exist, not, for example, the witty but unfitting 'stupidcallousfragilewristedmuslimhalitosis'.
• No swearing contributions, even if asterisked out.
• Only the winner may contribute, and only one word or word-group.
• If a word-group is offered, please keep the individual words to three or under.

Thanks, good luck, and HAPPY HUNTING!

[Scooter100]

BasementDwellers and Deplorables UNITE!

TRUMP/Pence - 2016

[PROCON]

0bama is a freedom-of-speech-hating-internet-thief.

[jaz.357]

Pusillanimous. Love that word.

[Tennessee Nana]

moronical

Did I win the Chicken Dinner ???

[Lazamataz]

Argh. Yes, you won.

Again.

(facepalm)

[Tennessee Nana]

[Lazamataz]

I'm going to just go ahead and change the name from "Contest Day" to "Tennessee Nana Gets To Submit Tomorrow's Word" day. :P

:)

[Lurkinanloomin]

Where is the dancing girl?

[Lurkinanloomin]

As I am typing..... (facepalm II)

[Lazamataz]

Tennessee Nana is ON IT. lol

If I had a company, I'd hire her in a second to be my personal assistant. She'd anticipate my every request.

[alloysteel]

Good times, good times.

But it is all for naught if, through unforeseen circumstances, Herself somehow wrangles a win through the Electoral College, if by hacking the electronic voting machines, vast expansion of the vote on the Day of the Dearly Departed, or outright fraud in the tally of the votes by highly partisan ballot clerks in a few key precincts.

It matters not how the people vote, it matters greatly in who counts the votes.

[Cats Pajamas]

As always, perfection.

[Larry Lucido]

I’m dyslexic. For a minute there, I thought you said 111 days.

Whew!

[Lazamataz]

I’m dyslexic. For a minute there, I thought you said 111 days. Whew!

No, I said 111 days.

And it's spelled 'slydexic'.

[Larry Lucido]

My miskate.

[Lazamataz]

You did that on pursope.

[Blennos]

How many contest has Nana won now? Are there any she has not won? Can I at least get a participation trophy?

[Lazamataz]

Yes, you can get a participation trophy.

I might just skip the contest and have her pick the next word, next time. :)