[Bender2]

Mr. Peabody, is this... Bendy's Week 6 NFL Picks?

Yeah... that's them--

How'd you get them... early?

I print the Shinbone Edition... of Cosmopolitan.

Wow, that Kaley... is hot-- Hot-- Hot!

Hey, which one of you scumbags... prints this crap?

Ranse-- You're... on your own!

Is there a problem... Mr. Peabody?

Just settling up my newspaper bill... Bye--

Okay, now on to... my Week 6 Picks--

Thursday Night Sunday Morning Manning's Old Mile High Nags will have enough defense to keep Old Man Rivers in check--

Sunday regular action finds King Rex presiding over the demise of the Soap 9ers--

I wish they would both lose but the Iggles will play the mohel for the Deadskins losing their mitzvah--

Allegra's Old Earlers let loose the dogs on Johnny's Old Kleveland Kennel--

Those Crab City Black Byrds do me a favor and slap them Jersey Jints back into the loss column again--

Gadzooks-- Cam Cittycats have to win another game this year, so I call it to be this one over the Ain'ts--

Flipped a coin, Imp-- It stood on edge, so I'm picking Da Bears--

Love the smell of burning pork in the morning-- But the smell here is roast lamb- The Loinchops stew the Ewes--
Eh-- Bendy, you sure you want to pick... against the Rams?

Yeah, Link, I'm sure. You got... a problem with it?

No, but Pompey's... mad as hell about it--

Okay, the Rams win big... over the Lions!

Okay, onward... the Stoolers at the Phins-- No problem, Big Ben in a walk--

Banged up and bruised TCU North goes into the lair of the Pattycheaters and get skinned--

Yeah, yeah, yeah-- Once more an interruption from far far away:

Now, Professor... now?.

No. And again, that is why I am... Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Week Six yada, yada, yada--

My Old Dallas Texans take on Seven's Waiders and it ain't going to be pretty. KC gets beat by a whisker--

This week's Fowl Bowl has the black feathers beating them strange muddy blue-green ones--

Allegra's Texicans need to wake up and get mean-- I think they do and whallop the Lucky Ponies from Indy--

Monday the Jersey Jets fly to Arid Zona only to fly back after Imp's Old Chi Red Byrds give them a lickin'--

I think the Viqueens Fat Lady is a dude as he/she/it is spending the weekend washing the Bucking Ears--

And my Boys visit big's Packer Wackers in Lamb-Boo-Cheese-Land.

I had to flip the coin three times but it finally came up 'Heads'... for a Cowboys' win!

[Bender2]

Okay, you pilgrims-- Get those picks in now... or I'm coming to your house to knock on your door. And I'll be knocking hard!

[dp0622]

My Jets are 1 and 4. That’s like being 10 and 40 in baseball.

I wait two seasons for a month worth of games.

[Ancesthntr]

I am not watching any NFL games, I am not attending any NFL games and I am not purchasing any NFL merchandise. I am taking a stand against the blatant hatred for America that the NFL is condoning. They have all kinds of restrictions on demonstrations of happiness after scoring a touchdown, or wearing footwear that commemorates the victims of 9/11, but they’re fine with somebody giving the finger to this country. Well, not me. I’m not going to support these SOBs.

[al_c]

Bills
Iggles
Oilers
Ravens
Tough call between the Ain’ts and those black kitties from Carolina. But I’m going with the kitties getting their first road win of the year in NOLA.
Bears
Lions
Stillers
Patsies
Raiders
Falcons
COWBOYS!!!!!
Texans
Cards

[11th_VA]

#boycottNFL

[Redleg Duke]

Who cares about the NFL?

[Impy]

Flipped a coin, Imp-- It stood on edge, so I'm picking Da Bears--

Shoot Bendy, when that happened to Dick York

He gained the ability to read minds, he didn't lose his mind! ;d

Impy's Picks Week 6 (already? wow), (Week 5, 9-5)

BRONCOS over the Bolts

BILLS over the 69ers

Ah hell, I may as well lose my mind and pick my BEARS too, they'll hurt their draft position and beat the jags

RAMS over the Lions

TITANS over the Brownstains

STEELERS over the Tuna

PATS over the Bengals

GIANTS over the Ravens

EAGLES over the Redskins

RAIDERS over the Chiefs

PACKERS over the Cowboys

FALCONS over the Seahags, at home coming off a bye, I'm crazy

PANTHERS over the Ain'ts, don't make a fool outta me Panthers, I thought about this one long and hard.

TEXANS over the Colts

OLDE CHI CARDINALS over the Jets

[bgill]

What’s a NFL?

[Alas Babylon!]

That Professor Fate shtick is past its sell by date.

[Alas Babylon!]

My picks:

First, my new Icon

And now the picks!

[Godebert]

You are a disgrace posting this leftist drivel here.