Next up: The state of Chicago or Atlanta or Los Angels. Detroit will be named a third world country.
Worse than the los angeles angels of anaheim
Great Idea, but do we have to recognize it? can we let it be independent from the rest? What are they bringing to the table, that we should recognize them? How soon do we become the federation of States? The eventual Bosniazation of the old USA is becoming a reality even though I may not live to see it.
State of Corruption is more like it.
Proof that DC government types are borderline illiterate in addition to lacking creativity.
D.C. must NEVER become a State!!!!
New Kenya would be more appropriate
I believe DC is established as a federal entity in the Constitution outside of any state.
Let’s call it what it is: The Swamp.
Without a strong president, the future of DC is a nuclear explosion courtesy of the mad mullahs in Iran.
Well, they can’t very well call it Columbia. That would be insensitive and offensive.
Geniuses. That took them 230 years?
D.C. equals District Cesspool.
State of Washington, DC and the State of Washington. What could possibly go wrong? And who would ever mix those two places up?
Name: Third World Hellhole of Columbia
Motto: “Bitch set me up!”
Flag: BLM
Song: Stupid Hoe
Flower: Corpse Flower
Nickname: The Gibsmedat State
Natural resources: Taxpayer money
Exports: Drugs, crime, illegal aliens, illegitimate children
Upon departing DC, someone once claimed it to small to be a state and to large to be considered an insane asylum.
Why the rename? Another way to waste time and not handle important issues?
My high school chummm...ps and I drove from the Maryland suburbs on Indianhead highway into DC to buy beer and wine.
Maybe they could turn DC into a giant liquor store.
Guns, liquor and fireworks—like a Missouri convenience store off I-44, but giant.
Make the critters telecommute and put a secure server in the geographical center of the country: Lebanon Kansas.
The richest counties in America can then go directly to hell.
It’s the District of Columbia precisely because it’s NOT a state. It’s a district. So it’s going to be a state and a district at the same time?
Idiots.
But these are the people who, IIRC, hounded a man off the City Council because he called something in the budget “niggardly.”
How about the state of disaster