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What kind of car would Jesus drive?
interwebs ^ | 10.23.16 | Of the webs

Posted on 10/23/2016 11:42:52 AM PDT by Dallas59

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1 posted on 10/23/2016 11:42:52 AM PDT by Dallas59
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Convertible for easy Assention access IMO.


2 posted on 10/23/2016 11:46:27 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Dallas59

With his mother—12 disciples and their wives etc etc
He would have had several large SUVs


3 posted on 10/23/2016 11:46:33 AM PDT by uncbob
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4 posted on 10/23/2016 11:46:37 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Dallas59

BTW, I learned that the Bible commands the male to make the coffee.


5 posted on 10/23/2016 11:47:32 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO!)
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To: Dallas59

Lowrider


6 posted on 10/23/2016 11:47:34 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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He’d also have to o have a car that can drive itself again for ease of ASSENTION!


7 posted on 10/23/2016 11:47:35 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Dallas59

the ultimate divinie machine


8 posted on 10/23/2016 11:48:14 AM PDT by bigbob (The Hillary indictment will have to come from us.)
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To: Dallas59

What a dumb question.

Jesus would not drive.

Peter would be the driver. Duh!


9 posted on 10/23/2016 11:49:29 AM PDT by Sapwolf (Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
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10 posted on 10/23/2016 11:52:18 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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Wow, Jesus was four feet tall?


11 posted on 10/23/2016 11:53:47 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NonValueAdded

How so? Males make the coffee?


12 posted on 10/23/2016 11:53:52 AM PDT by Be Careful
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To: Dallas59

Studebaker


13 posted on 10/23/2016 11:54:07 AM PDT by TMA62 (Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
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John 12:49-50The Message (MSG)

47-50 “If anyone hears what I am saying and doesn’t take it seriously, I don’t reject him. I didn’t come to reject the world; I came to save the world. But you need to know that whoever puts me off, refusing to take in what I’m saying, is willfully choosing rejection.

The Word, the Word-made-flesh that I have spoken and that I am, that Word and no other is the last word. I’m not making any of this up on my own.

The Father who sent me gave me orders, told me what to say and how to say it. And I know exactly what his command produces: real and eternal life. That’s all I have to say. What the Father told me, I tell you.”
14 posted on 10/23/2016 11:55:35 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
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Duh, a Genesis.


15 posted on 10/23/2016 11:55:57 AM PDT by Phinneous
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“Duh, a Genesis.”

A Plymouth, since God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.


16 posted on 10/23/2016 11:58:56 AM PDT by CondorFlight (I)
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And we know that the sound of King David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.


17 posted on 10/23/2016 11:59:29 AM PDT by CondorFlight (I)
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18 posted on 10/23/2016 12:01:55 PM PDT by ETL (Trump-PENCE 2016!!)
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To: Dallas59

Jesus drove a Toyota pick-up truck with a bunch of Weed-Whackers, leaf blowers, and a lawn mower in the back.


19 posted on 10/23/2016 12:03:45 PM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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It's obvious.

Jesus would drive a GMC Safari van with 4 wheel drive for those rough first century Judean roads. Plenty of room for 12 apostles or enough gear for 40 days in the desert.

20 posted on 10/23/2016 12:05:17 PM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF (Proudly deplorable since 2016.)
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