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Florida Man Busted For Glass Eye Toss
The Smoking Gun ^
| NOVEMBER 1, 2016
Posted on 11/01/2016 12:08:57 PM PDT by Gamecock
NOVEMBER 1--A Florida man in police custody removed his glass eye and threw it at hospital personnel, according to cops who rearrested the suspect on a felony charge.
Edward Dorsey, 54, was first arrested Sunday morning on a domestic violence charge for allegedly striking his wife during an 8 AM argument in the couples Largo home. A police report notes that drugs and alcohol appear to have played a role in the confrontation.
Following the misdemeanor collar, Dorsey was transported to the Largo Medical Center for treatment.
While in the emergency room, Dorsey removed his glass eye and then threw his glass eye at the ER doctor and ER nurse, a Largo Police Department officer reported.
Before flinging the fake eye, Dorsey was instructed by hospital personnel and a cop to not take the eye out in the first place. Dorsey ignored those commands, an arrest affidavit charges, and declared, I can do whatever I feel like doing.
The airborne eye does not appear to have caused any injuries, though it is unclear whether the eye hit any hospital workers.
Seen above, the unemployed Dorsey was charged with battery on an emergency medical care provider. He is locked up in the county jail on a combined bond of $30,000.
Jail records indicate that Dorsey has the words Dorsey Touch tattooed on his forearm and is Missing left eye.
TOPICS: Local News
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Who has the glass eye ping list?
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:08:57 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
He doesn't look quite as debonair as I expected:
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:09:41 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:10:50 PM PDT
by
glasseye
To: Gamecock
Can’t keep my eyes off of you...
(No kidding, this song was playing on my Spotify as I posted this!)
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:11:11 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
To: glasseye
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:11:52 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
To: Gamecock
He’s got his eye on the photographer.
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:13:16 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: glasseye; Gamecock
Poor man wouldn't have had to use his own glass eye if he had subscribed to:
The Hillary Clinton Heritage Signature Collection
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:13:43 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:14:12 PM PDT
by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: Gamecock
This is a guy to keep an eye out for.
CC
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:14:59 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: Gamecock
Wow - the photo makes him look like Hillary....
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:15:19 PM PDT
by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: Gamecock
This is a guy to keep an eye out for.
CC
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:15:22 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: glasseye
LOL! Sounds like something Frank Ghallager would do.
Kinda looks like him too:
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:16:25 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Gamecock
Doesn’t seem like a felony charge was warranted here. The cop must have been pissed off.
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:17:03 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Gamecock
Maybe the eye offended him.
Obviously could not keep a lid on it.
One second it was there and then it was gone in a wink.
Tune in next week as he thumbs his nose.
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:23:32 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Gamecock
A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. at the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them. Knowing that only the peg-legged woman had low enough standards to dance with him the wood-eyed sailor asked her, “Would you like to dance?” Overwhelmed the woman exclaimed, “Would I! Would I!” The sailor replied, “PEG LEG!!!!PEG LEG!!!”
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:31:06 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: glasseye
You have the watchful poker chip of H. Matisse?
Oh. Never mind.
To: b4its2late
Frank is one amazing A-hole.
Guy cracks me up, the crap he pulls.
Still, if it weren’t for Emmy, I wouldn’t watch the show.
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:37:43 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: Gamecock
They should have kept it like when I got caught goofing off by a teacher. “You’ll get this at the end of class!!!”
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:41:58 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Hillary Clinton, the elderly woman's version of "I dindu nuffins.")
To: Vendome
He sure is. I’m catching up. I think I am in season 4. He’s a total Ahole. LOL
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:42:55 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Gamecock
You're supposed to nuke it from orbit, not pull it from orbit.
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posted on
11/01/2016 12:46:30 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
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