My pet is a frog named Pepe, who sometimes answers to Kek.
Every once in a while remind these people that Hillary won the popular vote in the 2008 nomination process and the Dems still gave it to Obama.
Lord Byron, as a student at Cambridge, was miffed that he couldn't bring his dog, so since bears weren't mentioned as being banned, he managed to find a "tame" bear to keep on campus.