Posted on 12/11/2016 9:45:17 PM PST by nickcarraway
A woman in a booking facility at the Okaloosa County Extension building is charged with arson after she lit a roll of toilet paper on fire with a lighter she had hidden in a fold of body fat.
The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrested 37-year old Amber Koestler on December 5th after her girlfriend said Koestler had struck her at a home on Scranton Street near Fort Walton Beach.
Deputies say as they were heading to the booking facility on Lewis Turner Boulevard, Koestler was combative, punching and kicking the door inside the patrol car. She got out of her handcuffs and when deputies opened the door to restrain her, grabbed the cuffs as if to use them as a weapon. A taser was deployed, however was not effective since one probe did not make contact. Deputies reapplied the handcuffs but Koestler continued to be combative at the booking facility and attempted to bite a deputy. She was then escorted to a holding cell.
A short time later deputies smelled smoke and thought it could be the result of an electrical fire. They began to evacuate the prisoners. They discovered Koestler had set a roll of toilet paper on fire inside her holding cell. Video surveillance revealed Koestler had concealed a lighter in a roll of body fat in her buttocks. She retrieved it and then used the lighter to start the fire. No one was injured.
Koestler is charged with felony domestic battery, resisting arrest, and arson.
A fat lesbian? That’s odd.
Tommy Sotomayor calls them BT-1000s, after the Terminator.
Although Amber Koestler would be a WT-1000.
She’s having a bad day.
in a roll of body fat in her buttocks
in a roll of body fat in her buttocks
in a roll of body fat IN her buttocks?
Ugh
If even her butt has fat rolls, she’s what’s know colloquially down here as “a busted can of biscuits.”
I knew a girl that was fat. She was soon fat....
Indeed, they're never fat in the movies.
Amber Alight.
“Ah yes, the o’l hidden lighter in the butt fat trick” - Agent Maxwell Smart.
To be perfectly fair, who here at Free Republic can honestly claim that he/she has never been charged with arson after lighting a roll of toilet paper on fire with a lighter concealed in a roll of body fat?
Let he/she who is without sin cast the first harpoon!
Regards,
Something to laugh about
I read a headline like that and think to myself, Now THAT’S a keeper.
LOL
She sounds like a real charmer.
We should start a gofundme for the person that had to do her body search.
Tyrigglypuff aka ‘diesel’.
Click through the link and look at her picture.
Now it is only a face shot, but there just isn’t enough fat there to support the idea of hiding a lighter in a roll of butt fat.
I suspect the lighter was, ahem, inserted in a more intimate place and then retrieved.
Haha, forgive me Lord but Hahahahaha.
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