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If you all want me to restart bed time stories with the old sergeant, let me know.
1 posted on 12/13/2016 12:51:41 AM PST by Steve Newton
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To: Steve Newton

Been is a good word.


2 posted on 12/13/2016 12:52:52 AM PST by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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To: Steve Newton

Tell me a story about the little flat tax that could.


3 posted on 12/13/2016 12:54:35 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: Steve Newton

I beeb good. Series. My gifts will be Hugh.


9 posted on 12/13/2016 3:52:56 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Steve Newton

I have one for ya:

Once upon a time there was a kind, hard working, handsome, golden haired Teddy Bear who became very successful in his own right. His good deeds were challenged by a little blonde girl who baked cookies. People in the village knew this innocent, sweet, blonde little girl was really a bloodthirsty, evil wolf who lied and preyed upon vulnerable people to get what it wanted but were too intimidated by her to challenge her lest they ended up being baked in her oven. One day the Teddy Bear kicked this little blonde girl’s ass to hell and lo and behold, a wolf came tumbling out of the blonde girl costume. The wolf and her ilk was driven from the village and peace and prosperity good over and the villagers lived happily ever after

The End.


10 posted on 12/13/2016 4:26:09 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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Oh, I’m being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don’t like it—one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It’s nibblin’ my toe.
Oh, gee,
It’s up to my knee.
Oh my,
It’s up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It’s up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It’s up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .

Shel Silverstein


13 posted on 12/13/2016 4:58:11 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
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