Posted on 12/14/2016 5:17:29 PM PST by Lazamataz
Q) How many Russian-hacked faithless #PizzaGate Electors that demand recounts and post "fake news" about the FBI tainting the election, does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Three million....the same number that Hillary won the popular vote by. Now swear her in.
The election was completely stolen from the Democratic nominee - *pause, deep breath* - Bernie Sanders.
(deadpan this to a Hillbot, but locate cover first)
LOL
Damn. This thread is going nowhere.
Oh well, I’ll keep my day job. ;)
needs a sexier title
Need to ask about screwing in a light bulb.
Worst.
Thread.
Ever.
In some cases, the event can require an OSHA-approved site inspection.
Yeah........but if they do swear her in....that’s when we get screwed.
Laz, let the guy at least get sworn in before complaining. :)
C’mon, Laz. She won the race that neither of them was even running, so it’s only fair to give her the most powerful position on the planet, right? Millions of actively-voting dead people and illegal aliens can’t be wrong.
But since that’s not going to happen, let’s petition for her to become the new leaderess of Venezuela instead. It can be “for the children” or something.
How many Detroit voters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 50, but certified records indicate that it took 300.
Reference: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/michigan-audit-significant-mismatches-detroit-vote-44152695
Q: How long does it take Bill Clinton to screw in a lightbulb?
A: (wagging finger) “I did not have sex in a lightbulb.”
CORRECTION: A: (wagging finger) “I did not have sex in THAT lightbulb.”
Only 50, but certified records indicate that it took 300.
= = =
300 if they are very, very small.
How many college football players (or liberal art students); Only one but they get 3 credits for it.
How many alcoholics; Only one but the light bulb has to want to change.
I like your version - maybe we can consolidate all the light bulb jokes on the thread.
Q - How many legal citizen voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - You F&$%ing Racist POS! How dare you try to disenfranchise us all!
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