(PS: You have to admit I have a future as a writer.) :)
Yes, you do. Your quality adjectives are a thing of beauty.
I would LOVE to come off as KOINE' English in front of the school board as quickly as I can read your words, but alas ... I'm afraid you spend more time developing your meter than "spouting off" colloquially.
Reading our Founders does the same thing to me.
Some of THEM never took a breath nor knew what a period is.