The ONLY way the drink will allow itself to be consumed is if it is with this one specific kind of straw. A ‘genius’ at the McDonald’s location will help you with basic installation. Each drink has a microchip designed to detect counterfeit straws. A genuine straw costs $125. Enjoy your beverage!
They're saying customers are too dumb to pull a regular straw off the bottom to get more mint. Way to lose customers. The new straw doesn't allow for freedom of taste. It's my RIGHT as a customer to chose between a bit more chocolate in one sip or a bit more mint in the next.