[nickcarraway]

[ichabod1]

Chaucer did write some randy @ss stories tho, in the Canterbury Tales.

[buwaya]

The bloody bits of the Iliad may work.
But it has to be a toga party.

[Billthedrill]

Harvard is a very long way from the "most prestigious university in the world". That aside, I have to protest strongly here: imagine this to a Run DMC beat:

Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour, Yo!
Kill all the white people! Kill all the white people!

Well, I bet I could sell it online. Yo.