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Top 10. Woohoo!
Top 10. Woohoo!
I need some silliness today! :-)
here is a good one you can easily use. sent as a txt, tweet, email etc
hey {enter guys name here}...just read on the news that they rescued a guy from the river who had no brain and an incredibly small penis, any chance you would text/tweet/email us back and let us know you are okay?
always gives a snigger...
then there is this (but it involves drink and an awareness of every nazi film ever made). also requires a leather glove
you DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE GESTAPO?
friend: no?
YOU: SLAPPING FACE HARD with glove and SCREAMS>...LIAR!!!
okay okay im here all week ...shall i get my coat?
