Instead of a limerick, I will expatiate:
After an extremely bitter divorce, the wife of a hedge fund mogul went to his house to pick up their kids after their weekend with dad. While waiting for them in the living room, she noticed his brand-new quarterly bonus check, a seven-figure amount of which she would not get a share, since it was earned post-divorce. In a fit of rage, she shoved the check into her mouth and proceeded to consume it.
When her friends heard about what had happened, the gossip mill started going full-bore. The opening phrase was usually: Did you hear about the ex pay she ate?
A++!
I LOVE PUNS!
EVEN BAD ONES!...........................