Speaking of which, I was watching a video recently, and this image came up...I kept looking at thinking "Who is that? I feel as if I should know..."
Questions from a semi-intelligent, public school graduate
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>After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
>Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
>Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
>How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
>How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
>How young can you die of old age?
>Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
>If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
>If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
>If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
>If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
>If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
>If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
>If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
>If you’re born again, do you have two belly buttons?
>What if there were no hypothetical situations?
>Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
>Will your answer to this question be no?
>If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
>If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
>Is there another word for synonym?
>Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
>Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
>If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
>Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
>If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
>If swimming’s such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
>If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
>How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
>Do we make bombs better or worse?
>Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?
>If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
>Can you learn to read from a “Reading for Dummies” book?
Speaking of which, I was watching a video recently, and this image came up...I kept looking at thinking "Who is that? I feel as if I should know..."
Steven Wright?