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Australian man injured after shark jumps into boat
BBC ^ | 29 May 2017

Posted on 05/29/2017 8:11:10 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

He said the 2.7m (8.8ft) shark landed in the boat, which measured about 5m, and grazed him with its pectoral fin. "It was a 5m boat so you can imagine there was no more room for people when the shark was in there."

..."I think next time I might find a crocodile to wrestle, just to stay in the limelight," he said.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: biggerboat
"You're gonna need a bigger boat.'"
1 posted on 05/29/2017 8:11:10 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He’ll be telling that FISH STORY for a long, long time. Probably will stuff the shark and hang it in the living room.


2 posted on 05/29/2017 8:15:05 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)
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To: Mercat

...a five foot barracuda. There was quite a bit of jumping around out there. LOL But it was good eating.

My career Navy father told of Sailors catching barracudas and as they reeled them in they would bite other fish while hanging from the hook.
They caught enough to feed the crew.


4 posted on 05/29/2017 8:34:17 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Where’s The Fonz when you need him??


5 posted on 05/29/2017 8:37:37 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Vote for your guns!)
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To: RandallFlagg

Where’s The Fonz ?

The guy in the boat was seventy something, could have been him?


6 posted on 05/29/2017 8:42:04 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT


7 posted on 05/29/2017 8:53:47 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal: details at my FR home page)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

8 posted on 05/29/2017 8:54:30 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal: details at my FR home page)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Surprised an Aussie would find this sort of thing worth bothering to tell the press about.........

A tale over a few beers, maybe.

9 posted on 05/29/2017 8:59:02 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“Taxidermy man gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung em.”

rwood


10 posted on 05/29/2017 9:27:08 PM PDT by Redwood71
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To: Mercat

I thought you couldn’t eat barracuda, that their flesh was poisonous? Not sure where I heard that.


11 posted on 05/29/2017 9:36:47 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Truth, in a time of universal deceit, is courage)
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To: RinaseaofDs

Barracuda flesh isn’t naturally toxic - but it can pass along toxins absorbed by eating reef fish which graze on stuff that *is* poisonous.


12 posted on 05/29/2017 10:39:07 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Sharks going airborne? I'm going with the classic "Sharknado" rather than Jaws.

13 posted on 05/30/2017 2:50:08 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: doorgunner69

Surprised an Aussie would find this sort of thing worth bothering...

Like some of us, the fisherman is getting up in the years...
“But he’ll remember with advantages”

Memorial Day is also a good time to recall the Saint Crispin’s Day speech:
http://shakespeare.mit.edu/henryv/henryv.4.3.html

This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say ‘These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages

“But he’ll remember with advantages”
Works for fishermen too.


14 posted on 05/30/2017 6:44:24 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: Pollster1

Nice chainsaw!


15 posted on 05/30/2017 6:45:51 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Sharknado is a cinematic classic. What other movie would feature chainsaws as the weapon of choice to defend against sharks dropping from the sky?


16 posted on 05/30/2017 6:47:45 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: Pollster1
Sharknado is a cinematic classic.

Classic indeed. Get ready... Sharknado 5 comes out on August 6. :-)

17 posted on 05/30/2017 9:11:35 AM PDT by ken in texas
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