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Why 'Baywatch' Drowned at the Box Office
Hollywood Reporter ^ | 6:40 AM PDT 5/30/2017 | Pam McClintock

Posted on 05/30/2017 1:50:50 PM PDT by drewh

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To: drewh

I don’t think the one in the middle is a natural redhead.


61 posted on 05/30/2017 4:10:09 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
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To: a fool in paradise

Parents Guide

Sex & Nudity in Baywatch

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1469304/parentalguide


62 posted on 05/30/2017 4:41:07 PM PDT by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
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To: drewh

Dwayne has too many tattoos.


63 posted on 05/30/2017 4:43:43 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: SMGFan

Male genitals, male buttocks, and male nipples.

Talk about bait and switch.

Wimmen in bikinis (or one-piece swimsuits).

Pretty typical of just about any movie I’ve seen that happened to have nudity in it made in the last 15 years.

Definitely a different formula at work than there was in any R-rated film made in the 70s or 80s.


64 posted on 05/30/2017 4:52:14 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The so-called mainstream media resembles a sixth grade lunchroom these days.)
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To: a fool in paradise

No boobs, just dudes


65 posted on 05/30/2017 6:17:39 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: drewh

I’d start by questioning the casting of Zack Efron. Someone remind me why he’s considered bankable. Second, the female cast simply don’t match the hotness of the TV series. That show was always about the girls in bikinis.


66 posted on 05/30/2017 6:21:29 PM PDT by catbertz
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To: Keyhopper

“Blehhhh! Blehhh! Blehhhhhhhhhhhh!”

(Thank you, Masked Man - Lenny Bruce)
4:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uueNGxKWR80


67 posted on 05/30/2017 6:41:31 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The so-called mainstream media resembles a sixth grade lunchroom these days.)
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To: drewh
Emily Ratawhatever was auditioning on instagram!

She was the "star" of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video... She's quite hot.

But to be honest, I liked Weird Al's "Word Crimes" much better.

Mark

68 posted on 05/30/2017 7:30:04 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: drewh
Emily Ratawhatever was auditioning on instagram!

She was the "star" of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video... She's quite hot.

But to be honest, I liked Weird Al's "Word Crimes" much better.

Mark

69 posted on 05/30/2017 7:30:40 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: drewh

I missed the Chips movie?

They should have done a movie of “Baywatch Nights: Season 2” and brought back Hasselhoff.


70 posted on 05/31/2017 1:58:21 AM PDT by mindburglar (When Superman and Batman fight, the only winner is crime.)
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To: drewh

GAYWATCH!

With a big Johnson and a little Efron.


71 posted on 05/31/2017 2:03:04 AM PDT by mindburglar (When Superman and Batman fight, the only winner is crime.)
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To: catbertz

Efron was cheap Im guessing, and trying to become a bigger star rather than a supporting player..


72 posted on 05/31/2017 7:41:28 AM PDT by drewh
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