OK, now I was an eyewitness to both of these tourist questions to park rangers in our national Parks:
1. At Volcanoes Natl park, Hawaii:
(German Tourist) Ze brochure said zat zis is a volcano! All there is up here is a big hole in the ground wiz smoke coming out of it!
2. At Shenandoah National Park:
NYC Tourist: “Where do you put the animals at night?”
3. Off the coast of Maui (More Germans, upon siting some wild spinner dolphins 100 yards offshore):
“Make zem come closer!”
(((I like yours too! hehehe)))
A Russian tourist here on Guam: “Is there no casino?”
But, I guess that’s not really funny.
“Make zem come closer!”
On a snorkel cruise to Molokini off Maui: Mike the boat captain said we might see dolphins.
Some New Yorker (from the hideous accent) constantly shouting: "Hey Mikey, where dem dolphins?"
Mike was obviously in charge of procuring them.
NYC Tourist: “Where do you put the animals at night?”
Born and raised in NYC and infamous in my family for asking my mother “who waters the trees?”