Damn! I thought it was something from Andy Rooney and so I wasted my time.
Funniest satire I ever saw was "A few minutes in Hell with...Andy Rooney" soon after he passed on.
"Do you know what I don't like about this place? It's hot. I mean it's really hot. I sat in the stands watching the Giants for decades and it was hot there too but nothing like this. Do you know what would taste really good right now? (Oh, hello Morley!) What would taste good right now would be one of those ice cream things in the cup they sold at the ballparks. I wish Satan would invest in an air conditioner..."
Rooney should learn the first rule of holes...