Posted on 12/10/2017 2:30:00 PM PST by JoeProBono
There should have been a sixth firefighter tied up for an hour in this case, five to work on freeing him and one more to beat him with a garden hose through the rescue to help keep his head out of any more microwaves.
Yes. A “chav”.
What a blockhead.
Or Jesse from Breaking Bad.
They can call this “Baking Bad”.
My Most Useless & Macabre Task Breakdown du Jour.
If the ‘Poor Boy’ had died from this prank,
the mortician may have had to bury him, as is
with the microwave still stuck on his head.
A Closed Coffin would be the likely result.
What is an undertaker to do for the Last Viewing, dress the deceased in his Football Jacket, wearing his suit from the Prom, only to be distracted by the microwave, albeit polished up and shiny for the ceremony. No, that wouldn’t do. There is no way to present such a situation in a manner that is aesthetically pleasing. It’s not been done before.
To “alter” the cadaver’s pose by force, so that it would fit into a coffin would be expensive, at least $600.
Either alter it or create and build a most unusual looking casket, one with a cube shaped ending. Such a coffin would be next to impossible to be carried without a strap and dolly.
Same thing with a grave plot, more charges to accomodate.
Better off using cremation, making certain that the microwave was unplugged, of course!
They should have just broken it up with a 10 pound sledge hammer. No risk of brain damage for this guy.
Wouldn’t a sledge hammer have been quicker? Or plug it in and when his head explodes, use the fire hose to clean it out?
It’s not like a productive member of society would have been lost.
LOL!
My hat it has three corners,(He isn't too swift in the counting department either...)
three corners has my hat.
And, had it not three corners,
it would not be my hat.
yup
Nothing quite says “Dork” so much as an adjustable baseball cap turned backwards.
“Cemented.” I read several versions of this story and didn’t see any clarification of that. If concrete was used, it wasn’t simply “cemented.” Many of the elite folks who have very little technical knowledge are ignorant of the fact that concrete and cement are two different materials. If it was cement as in glue, that wasn’t explained either.
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