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1 posted on 12/21/2017 1:11:03 PM PST by Red Badger
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I can just see the Ambulance-chasing lawyer commercials all over TV in a decade or two: Did you use this gel to lower the risk of pregnancy and your penis fell off? Call us today, you may be entitled to a big settlement!


2 posted on 12/21/2017 1:14:06 PM PST by TheBattman (Voting for lesser evils still gets you evil...)
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By the time I get it rubbed on, I won’t need to have sex


3 posted on 12/21/2017 1:15:37 PM PST by AppyPappy (Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
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Oh. Another medical procedure to make a healthy system unhealthy.

Hippocrates weeps. First do no harm died with the Pill and abortion.

Men rise up. Pun intended.


4 posted on 12/21/2017 1:16:11 PM PST by amihow
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Great. More “free” contraceptives that we will have to buy for a whole new category of people.


6 posted on 12/21/2017 1:16:41 PM PST by NEMDF
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It only takes one. Reducing the count does not seem a good method.


7 posted on 12/21/2017 1:18:47 PM PST by Ingtar
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This stuff really works. They’ve been testing it in millenials for a decade. Totally eliminates testesterone and drops your sperm count.


8 posted on 12/21/2017 1:18:49 PM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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What could possibly go wrong?


9 posted on 12/21/2017 1:19:23 PM PST by JayGalt (Let Trump Be Trump)
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Ummmm ...

No.


11 posted on 12/21/2017 1:21:02 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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It works great. It’s been field tested on Senate Republicans for years.


12 posted on 12/21/2017 1:21:31 PM PST by mkmensinger
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Contains pure Capsaicin


15 posted on 12/21/2017 1:23:48 PM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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Here is a male contraceptive you drink


18 posted on 12/21/2017 1:24:20 PM PST by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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Only a cuckold would accept this.

What sort of man would willingly agreee to reduce his God - given potency ?


19 posted on 12/21/2017 1:26:09 PM PST by WashingtonFire (President Trump - it's like having your dad as President !)
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Speaking Klingon or carry around your Star Wars light saber works just as well.


20 posted on 12/21/2017 1:26:26 PM PST by Stevenc131
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It works real well on transgenders.


21 posted on 12/21/2017 1:26:26 PM PST by adorno
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As a woman, are you going to trust men to apply it, apply it correctly and to be honest about applying it? Just remember...they’re not the ones who have to worry about getting pregnant.


22 posted on 12/21/2017 1:26:34 PM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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I’ll bet it will turn you into a squeaky, transgendered libtard.


24 posted on 12/21/2017 1:27:17 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Honey, you’ve rubbed it in long enough. If you don’t stop now you’re going to...never mind, too late. Let me get you a wash cloth.


25 posted on 12/21/2017 1:27:56 PM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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The gel is a combination of synthetic versions of the hormones progesterone and testosterone.

I can see it now.

Rising rates of male breast cancer or testicular cancer.

29 posted on 12/21/2017 1:28:43 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.L)
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Wait till the stuff gets in the water supply bye bye human race


30 posted on 12/21/2017 1:29:19 PM PST by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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rubbing any gel on your junk is a good way to keep your spunk away from baby-making machinery.

jus' sayin'

33 posted on 12/21/2017 1:31:32 PM PST by JohnBrowdie
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