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Did anybody celebrate Kwaanza today?
Old Farmer's Almanac ^

Posted on 12/26/2017 3:50:30 PM PST by SamAdams76

Serious question. I'm all for celebrating holidays. I like to celebrate. Better than sitting around all morose and angry at the world. I'd rather fill a pewter mug full of mead, turn up some upbeat music and celebrate. Whatever it is that needs celebrating.

Now the Old Farmer's Almanac has been a sturdy and steady influence on me over the years and they are telling me that Kwaanza starts today - Dec 26 - and runs straight through Jan 1. That's New Year's Day, which I also celebrate.

So that's a whole lot of celebrating, which is okay by me because I like to celebrate. Just got done with Christmas and Christmas Eve, which was pretty awesome. Now it's Kwaanza and I'm not sure quite what to do but I'm game to celebrate.

According to Old Farmer's Almanac, I should be decorating my home with straw mats, ears of corn and a candle called a kinara. Now I'm not sure about all that stuff but I do have mats about the house, usually in the bathrooms and at the front and back door when you come in, so that you can stamp your feet and remove your shoes. I believe there is straw in them so let's go ahead and check that box.

As for ears of corn, I do have Trader Joe's corn in cans and I will definitely be heating those up during dinner this week and putting in some Kerrygold butter and pepper on it. So check the box on that as well.

Also, I have plenty of candles. The wife likes to get those Yankee candles at state fairs, home parties and what not. So lots of those and they smell damn fine - even when they are not burning. But we are going to burn them for sure! We shall call them kinaras for purposes of celebrating Kwaanza so check on all the boxes!

Now the music. I do have some pretty awesome Curtis Mayfield records that I can burn to MP3 so I can play them on my stereo. I also downloaded The Kwaanza Song" off YouTube so I think I'm all set in the music department.

Does anybody else have tips for me to celebrate Kwaanza this week? Also, does anybody know of any Kwaanza parties in their neck of the woods? I did an Internet search for my area and got some hits for New York City area. I'm thinking this coming Friday and Saturday night, I've got some cool Kwaanza parties to attend.

As for costume, I'm getting some ideas on the Internet. Check out the below. I might just order up a suit of those clothes on Amazon as I'm quite sure I would make quite the splash in Brooklyn this coming Friday night. I even found an outfit for my wife to wear. Do you think I can get her to wear it to the Kwaanza party with me? It not quite as Kwaanza as my getup but I I think it would look good on her. Maybe I can get her to wear it. Think positive!

Anyway, I just want to wish everybody Happy Kwaanza and hope everybody had a Merry, merry Christmas. Also, we will be celebrating the New Year on Sunday night into Monday. All these holidays and that's okay by me. The more holidays this time of year, the better. That's how I see it. Thank you to the Old Farmer's Almanac for inspiring me.



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1 posted on 12/26/2017 3:50:30 PM PST by SamAdams76
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Yea, I took a major dumpalski today, felt great, thanks for axing.


2 posted on 12/26/2017 3:52:40 PM PST by crosdaddy
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Oh hell no.

And not Festivus either.


3 posted on 12/26/2017 3:53:04 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Yes when I had my morning constitutional


4 posted on 12/26/2017 3:53:11 PM PST by al baby (May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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Just don't invite any African-Africans.

They will wonder what kind of weirdo you are.

5 posted on 12/26/2017 3:53:13 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To think we had presidents acknowledge kwanza is just embarrassing.


6 posted on 12/26/2017 3:53:22 PM PST by samadams2000 (Someone important make......The Call!)
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Big Kwanzaa party in Gary, Indiana near Michael Jackson’s house.


7 posted on 12/26/2017 3:54:39 PM PST by EC Washington
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Subject: The Kwanzaa Hoax

The Kwanzaa Hoax

William J.Bennett

“Anywhere we are, Us is.”
That looks like a line from an Amos ‘N Andy show. One can easily imagine that it served as the motto of the Mystic Knights of the Sea, and that it was recited by such characters as The Kingfish, Andy Brown and Algonquin J. Calhoun.

In fact, however, the line that I have quoted is the motto of a real organization — a real organization that was originally named United Slaves but now calls itself The Organization Us (or simply Us or US). It was created some 40 years ago, in Southern California, by a black racist who had begun life as Ron N. Everett but later had assumed the name Maulana Karenga.

Karenga — known chiefly as the inventor of Kwanzaa, a fake “African” holiday that he contrived in 1966 — has enjoyed a truly colorful career. He was a prominent black nationalist during the 1960s, when his organization was involved in various violent operations. He was sent to prison in 1971, after he and some of his pals tortured and raped two women with a soldering iron and a vise, among other things. He emerged from prison in 1974, and a few years later — in a maneuver that even The Kingfish might have found difficult — he got himself installed as the chairman of the Department of Black Studies at California State University at Long Beach. CSULB wasn’t the only American university that got the racial willies during the 1970s and set up a tin-pot black-studies department, but CSULB (as far as I know) was the only one that hired a chairman who was a violent felon.

Karenga is still working at CSULB and is still running The Organization Us, and he and Us are still promoting his proprietary holiday, Kwanzaa. Prentice Hall is promoting it too, so The American Nation displays a picture of “an American family’s celebration of Kwanzaa” — but The American Nation doesn’t tell anything about Karenga, about his rules for carrying out a “celebration of Kwanzaa,” or about his make-believe Africanism. Let me supply some of the information that Prentice Hall has hidden:

Kwanzaa is supposed to be celebrated from 26 December through 1 January: It competes with Christmas and Chanukah while incorporating some echoes of both, e.g., gift-giving and a ceremony built around a seven-holed candle-holder that recalls Judaism’s seven-branched menorah.

Karenga has concocted some bits of lore, lingo, and mumbo-jumbo that are intended to make Kwanzaa look like something out of Africa instead of something from Los Angeles County, but his efforts have been feeble. If you scan The Official Kwanzaa Web Site [see note 1, below], you’ll read that the origins of Kwanzaa lie in “the first harvest celebrations of Africa,” which allegedly “are recorded in African history as far back as ancient Egypt and Nubia” — but there is no explanation of why any ancient Egyptians or Nubians might have held harvest festivals around the time of the winter solstice, and there is no identification of the crops that they harvested. Karenga’s formula for celebrating Kwanzaa requires the use of two ears of maize — but maize is a New World plant, and it wasn’t known at all in ancient Africa.

True believers can purchase ears of maize and other Kwanzaa equipment (e.g., candles and seven-holed candle-holders and straw mats) from the University of Sankore Press, a company in Los Angeles. This outfit evidently is controlled by Us and serves as Us’s marketing unit. It isn’t a university press, and its name is a mockery. The so-called University of Sankore was an aggregation of Islamic schools that flourished at Timbuktu in the 14th, 15th and 16th centuries. No University of Sankore exists today.

In Karenga’s Kwanzaa-lingo, ears of maize are called by the Swahili name “muhindi.” In fact, all the objects that Karenga has worked into Kwanzaa have names taken from Swahili, which The Official Kwanzaa Web site describes as “a Pan-African language” and “the most widely spoken African language.” The labeling of Swahili as a “Pan-African” language is rubbish. Swahili — a Bantu tongue that includes many words absorbed from Arabic, from Persian and from certain Indian languages — is spoken by some 50 million people (i.e., about 7% of Africa’s population). Most of those Swahili-speakers are concentrated in eastern Africa, in a region that includes Uganda, Kenya, Tanzania and a strip of Zaire. The language which is used most widely in Africa is Arabic; and indeed, Swahili was originally written in Arabic script [note 2].

Kwanzaa is a hoax — a hoax built around fake history and pseudohistorical delusions. By attempting to dignify and promote Kwanzaa in The American Nation, Prentice Hall has joined in a flim-flam.


8 posted on 12/26/2017 3:55:00 PM PST by itsLUCKY2B (?Borders, Language, and Culture.?)
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“Did anybody celebrate Kwaanza today?”

Not here.


9 posted on 12/26/2017 3:57:13 PM PST by Bonemaker
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Today is the Feast of Stephen, on which Good King Wenceslaus (Vaclav of Bohemia) looked out.

We went to the mall.


10 posted on 12/26/2017 3:58:17 PM PST by Tax-chick ("It is better to have a home full of misbehaving children than a silent house."~Kevin Williamson)
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11 posted on 12/26/2017 3:59:04 PM PST by frogjerk (We are conservatives. Not libertarians, not "fiscal conservatives", not moderates)
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LOL , excellent.


12 posted on 12/26/2017 3:59:55 PM PST by crosdaddy
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13 posted on 12/26/2017 4:00:23 PM PST by Az Joe (Gloria in excelsis Deo)
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Nope. Couldn’t find my soldering iron and all my garden hoses are frozen solid and buried under snow.


14 posted on 12/26/2017 4:00:41 PM PST by Noumenon (Irony: Those who tell us we don't need a border wall whIle living in gated communities.)
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Yeah, some people celebrate Kwaanza every night, or once a week...


15 posted on 12/26/2017 4:00:54 PM PST by Jim W N
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No, I don’t celebrate holidays made up by violent racist prison yardbirds.


16 posted on 12/26/2017 4:01:37 PM PST by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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Dropped a deuce. Does that count?


17 posted on 12/26/2017 4:01:46 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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Is the the act of making Obama dolls?


18 posted on 12/26/2017 4:02:05 PM PST by Howie66 ("Tone down the tagline please." - Admin Moderator)
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Kwanzaa is only celebrated by single white female public school teachers.


19 posted on 12/26/2017 4:02:08 PM PST by Jim Noble (Single payer is coming. Which kind do you like?)
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I celebrated Kwanzaa today, then I stood up and flushed my Obama down to Hell.


20 posted on 12/26/2017 4:02:26 PM PST by Professional
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