The world is changing. It's fierce (in a good way). Somewhere in it, among everyone else trying to break out of their insecurity shells, is a young boy named Ethan. This soon to be 9-year-old heard the call to become something outside of leftist orthodoxy, the overdone cliches that socialist mothers are demanding their children comply with, and he's rocking it with untethered passion.
Tired of dressing up as a figurative fruit, Ethan wants to dress as a banana and, with the support of his mom, he's making it happen. Keep reading to see the professionally made-up Ethan donning his dream appearance — that of a ripe Chiquita banana. Do you support your children in whatever choices they make? Let us know in the comments!
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When a change that small turns the article into something that even a social justice warrior would consider absurd (I hope!), you know the original was over the top.