Strong earthquakes will bring severe destruction to Earth this year: Scientists Warn

tecake.in ^ | 01/01/2018

[mad_as_he$$]

Or not.

[EagleUSA]

Liberal academia trolling for more grant money....

[GOPJ]

He believes in global warming too, right?

[billorites]

"the planet will enter in to slow rotation period, that will decrease the centrifugal force and tighten the planet’s equator."

Probably a good idea to be sitting down when this happens.

[billorites]

"Liberal academia trolling for more grant money...."

Also known as the 'Geophysicist full-employment act of 2018.'

[Real Cynic No More]

Looks like we need to plant some rockets along the equator to speed up the earth’s rotation a mite. Wait. What will that do to hourly time? It seems like every time we come up with a fix for mother nature, we create another problem.

[MarMema]

Hoping for many large ones in China. Near Yulin would be awesome.

[john316]

And there will be wars and rumors of wars

[hardspunned]

I predict fires will burn houses, water will flood cities, wind will blow roofs off. Where’s my check?

[FirstFlaBn]

More importantly, will this tightening around the equator also affect waistlines?

[Fireone]

If centrifugal force is lessened, prepare yourself to gain 3-500 pounds on your bathroom scale. Eating all those diet concoctions won’t help this situation.

[donozark]

If Yulin gets trashed, where will China hold the Dog Meat Festival ?

[mrsmith]

7.8

[nickedknack]

“This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.”

[Eddie01]

Frank Zappa-Excentrifugal Forz

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Are these the same guys that discovered jellyfish are useful?

[unixfox]

He believes in global warming too, right?

Of course he does. But he will blame earthquakes on fracking.

[Doctor DNA]

It must have been a slow day.

[Fireone]

Slower rotation would also result in each day lasting 25-40 hours. That should result in a 120 hour work week! Great!