[DoodleBob]

A while ago, I had a young liberal ask me to sign something in support of clean water or some nonsense like that. It turned into a discussion about fracking.

"I don't know if you have heard about fracking? It's a really bad process where the environment gets poisoned all in the name of fossil fuels."

Oh yes...I know about fracking. It's awesome.

Blank stare. "What?"

Sure, it helps America achieve energy independence so we don't have to send soldiers to go die for oil.

"Thank you for your time, sir."

[tired&retired]

Love it.

Once before there was a black man calling to raise money for Hillary and I asked him why he was supporting the party of the Klu Klux Clan? I went on to explain to him that the Democrats were the slaveholders and a Republican, Abraham Lincoln freed them... and finally, that Martin Luther King Jr. and his father were Republicans.