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If the new Colonel Sanders is female, why does she have facial hair? Oh wait, never mind.
1 posted on 01/26/2018 6:07:24 AM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Who’s gonna play the nice black lady who shared her recipe with him?


2 posted on 01/26/2018 6:10:05 AM PST by OKSooner (Joan Rivers, RIP)
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So KFC is marketing the Colonel as a cross dresser, drag queen or tranny? Is that correct?


3 posted on 01/26/2018 6:10:15 AM PST by Truth29
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“Buy our hormonal chicken. Finger lickin’ good.”
4 posted on 01/26/2018 6:10:49 AM PST by deadrock
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This may be good. Looking forward to seeing it.


5 posted on 01/26/2018 6:12:36 AM PST by Da Coyote
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Their food sucks.


7 posted on 01/26/2018 6:13:33 AM PST by onedoug
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Proof that some fast food execs are secretly ashamed of their product and customer base and to compensate they green-light moronic, bizarre ‘edgy’ ad campaigns pitched by whacked-out Manhattanites.

It’s widely known in music and TV circles that Reba is a cast iron bitch. They deserve her.


11 posted on 01/26/2018 6:21:30 AM PST by relictele
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Well, if the suits at KFC are dumb enough to portray the Colonel as a sarcastic smart ass, then they will portray him as a woman.


12 posted on 01/26/2018 6:23:25 AM PST by odawg
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13 posted on 01/26/2018 6:25:59 AM PST by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didnÂ’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
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Well “new” Colonel Sanders. The current promo is with a different person being the Colonel for every commercial, usually decrying those awful fake Colonels in the other ads. Pretty funny series actually. I’m still not gonna eat their mediocre chicken, but the ads are fun.


16 posted on 01/26/2018 6:32:50 AM PST by discostu (Lick here [ ] you might be one of the lucky 25.)
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they have to get Christopher Walken as a colonel.


18 posted on 01/26/2018 6:35:58 AM PST by ronniesgal (still winning !!)
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Should have picked Hillary.

Two enormous thighs, two left-wings, and a tiny breast.

Much like an actual KFC meal.


19 posted on 01/26/2018 6:37:43 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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Well, she’s of a certain age to be growing a mustache so at least there’s that for realism.


23 posted on 01/26/2018 6:39:28 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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Get a grip, folks. I’d guess the angle is humor rather than pleasing the LBGTXYZ crowd. And sure, if you dine at KFC everyday it would probably take ten years off your life. At least. But at the right time and place it’s a great, decadent treat. I go maybe twice a year and the last few years I find the service and food to be excellent.


28 posted on 01/26/2018 6:43:18 AM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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Chick Fil A and even Popeye’s are simply destroying KFC. No amount of gimmicks or bringing back the Colonel is going to change this.


31 posted on 01/26/2018 6:48:23 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (God Bless Attorney General Jeff Sessions! Thank You!)
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I will go to Chick-Fil-A to celebrate.


35 posted on 01/26/2018 6:54:43 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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Make a better product for less.


40 posted on 01/26/2018 7:19:16 AM PST by Leep (The dims better watch it..Trump is CRAZY!!)
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Love Reba but I don’t think she’ll be able to save KFC - their commercials suck as bad as the old Burger King ones did before they realized they were killing their business and needed to get more conventional...


41 posted on 01/26/2018 7:28:15 AM PST by trebb (I stopped picking on the mentally ill hypocrites who pose as conservatives......;-))
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Trump should get the role in 2025


42 posted on 01/26/2018 7:41:17 AM PST by Skywise
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Oh, PUHLEEZE!

Who is supposed to remotely believe a female Col. Sanders? This should go over about as well as “New Coke” did in the mid-’80s. I like Reba, but this is among the dumbest marketing ideas that I’ve ever heard of.

Just make good food for a good price, and you’ll do fine. Focus on your competitions’ weaknesses, and get rid of your own.


43 posted on 01/26/2018 7:42:45 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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I remember Colonel Sanders , he always made it sound Finger Lickin Good


44 posted on 01/26/2018 7:44:11 AM PST by butlerweave
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