Posted on 02/06/2018 10:12:43 AM PST by BenLurkin
A new Olympic event?
I just posted a prayer thread for our athletes:
https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3629821/posts
Some of the prayer points from the website “Operation Intercession” include:
* Protect ______ from the temptation to use illegal drugs, take bribes, and participate in immoral sexual activity.
* Help ______ to be a strong role model in lifestyle, athletic preparation, performance, and post performance comments and attitudes. May ______ represent his/her country with class and dignity.
Winning!
Skiing, snowboarding, biathlon, skating (speed and figure) ... hockey ... bobsled, luge, skeleton ... curling ...
I don't see "fxxking" in there anywhere.
Depends what your definition of gold is!
Wow - are they sure that will be enough??? /s
2018 Winter Olympics Breaks Record, Stocks 110,000 Condoms For Athletes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
All you Olymic Athletes?
Screw a Norkie a day.
It’s a beautiful world we live in.
A sweet romantic place.
Beautiful people everywhere
The way they comb their hair
Makes me want to say, it’s a beautiful world.
This story seems to run every Olympics. Ive read that the athletes, while not exactly chaste, view the whole thing as kind of a joke. More clickbait than reality.
How many are they stocking for the coaches and team doctors?
Hey, not everyone gets a medal, but...
Skiing, snowboarding, biathlon, skating (speed and figure) ... hockey ... bobsled, luge, skeleton ... curling ...
I don't see "fxxking" in there anywhere.
At 2.5 condoms per athlete per day...
That means for a woman, when a guy runs out of his 2.5, she then gets to move on to her 2.5.
That means 5 encounters per day.
That's not just "fxxking"...
That there is "speed fxxking".
With that much time for sex, when would they actually have time for "competition"?
Heck, after day 2, when would they have any energy left for the actual sporting event?
At 5 encounters A DAY, they better have gallons of Astroglide available.
Gonna be some peeps walking bow legged for awhile.
Takes the theme of “Improving international relations” to a new level.
Best way to keep the trannies from STDs.
Soon all the women’s events will be all males.
Add it all up, and it's really nasty.
What the hell are they expecting to happen that requires that amount of protection?
Maybe the second day also.
But the third day?
I don't care who the woman was or what she did.
Mr Happy would have been down for the count.
Probably they do this in order to tire out their opponents and have a better chance of winning.
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